Protect My Nest Egg

Every free retirement calculator lies to you about taxes.

They project a straight line, ignore the tax code, and hand you a number you make a decision from. We built the one that doesn't — real 2026 brackets, RMDs, IRMAA cliffs, withdrawal order, and 500 market paths. It's free, it runs in your browser, and it will probably tell you something you didn't want to hear.

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What the big ones actually do

The largest free retirement calculator on the internet — the one attached to the biggest advisor-matching business in the country — uses a deterministic straight-line projection: one fixed rate of return, every year, forever. No Monte Carlo. No tax-aware drawdown. No Roth analysis. A hardcoded lifespan.

It is a lead-generation front end wearing a planning engine's clothes. It's not that they can't do better. It's that a calculator only has to feel like an answer to get you to the form.

The three numbers

Ask "will my money last?" and there are three honest answers. Free calculators give you the first one and stop.

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The straight line. Fixed return, no tax. Comfortable, and wrong in a specific direction: it flatters you.
2
After tax. A dollar in a traditional IRA isn't a dollar. Spending $80k can mean withdrawing $95k. This is where the first years disappear.
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After tax, in real markets. An average 6% and a guaranteed 6% are different questions. Bad early years break plans that "work" on paper.

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How we make money, in one paragraph

The calculators are free and take nothing from you — no signup, no email wall, and the numbers you type never leave your browser because there's no server to send them to. If you ask to be introduced to a financial advisor, the firm pays us a flat fee. The same fee for every firm, so we have no reason to steer you toward one. We take no money at all from the long-term-care insurance industry, because we won't be paid by an industry our tools adjudicate.

And below roughly 500k in investable assets we don't show you an advisor offer at all — an advisor won't take the client, and pretending otherwise wastes your time to maybe earn us a fee. The long version, including the parts that don't flatter us.

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